One thing I certainly was not warned about when embarking on this kid growing malarkey was my elegant, beautiful girlfriend morphing into a 60 year old man. First there was the flatulence and early mornings. But now we have the involuntary grumble when she bends, sits, gets up, walks far, walks up steps... In fact Sarah is a constant flow of oohs and ahhs. And now Sarah has taken on the other elderly male trait of snoring. As I write this I've already tried to get to sleep for an hour but grandad next to me has airwave issues! I knew the baby would compress the stomach, bladder and lungs but the nostrils?
On a positive note it would appear our bean is very advanced. It has already accomplished the Macarena, Cha Slide, Mambo Number 5 and Jump Around by House of Pain. It's going bonkers in there. Sarah did panic when it went quite for a day or two but it came back strong. After the event (never a useful time) we were told a hot bath might elicit a response if the 'problem' of a quiet kid occurs again.
That's all I've got to say about that. I'd better go help change the old boys bag!